You Suck At Parking

04 About You Suck At Parking

You Suck At Parking is a racing game from Happy Volcano built around the challenge of reaching a parking space under pressure. Rather than simply driving to a destination, players guide small vehicles through colorful courses filled with hazards, jumps, tight routes, and moving obstacles.

Its premise imagines a world running out of parking spaces, turning every successful stop into part of a larger effort to overcome increasingly unusual parking courses. The game was released for Nintendo Switch on July 28, 2023.

Parking Under Pressure

Courses demand careful control as players navigate winding paths, narrow corners, destructive hazards, and changing level elements on the way to a designated space. Parking accurately matters, but some challenges also require quick decisions and speed.

Physics and Course Obstacles

Momentum and gravity play an important role in clearing levels. Moving platforms, large jumps, springs, mines, hammers, laser grids, and other environmental elements can block the route or create opportunities to reach a parking spot.

Precision, Strategy, and Competition

The accessible driving controls support repeated attempts as players learn each course and refine their approach. Vehicle paint jobs, decals, and accessories can be unlocked for customization, while online multiplayer competition and global leaderboards provide additional ways to compare parking results.

Game screenshots

System requirements: phone & PC

Suggested device targets from Beastroms. Actual requirements and compatibility depend on your emulator and game settings.

HP / Phone

• Operating system: Android 10 or later
• CPU / Chipset: Quad-core 1.8 GHz
• RAM: 4 GB
• GPU / Graphics API: OpenGL ES 3.0-capable graphics
• Free storage: 7 GB
• Controls: Touch controls or a Bluetooth controller; keyboard for computer software

PC / Computer

• Operating system: Windows 10 / 11, 64-bit
• Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
• RAM: 4 GB
• GPU / Graphics API: Integrated graphics with OpenGL 3.3 support
• Free storage: 7 GB
• Controls: Keyboard and mouse; controller for supported games

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